“Albus gets a pen that turns into a sword and I get some ruddy spoon?! It doesn’t even change. I just have to hit people with it. Have you ever been hit with a spoon? It doesn’t do shit.”

“Moooove over, Justin. I’m bringing sexy back.”

“They see me rollin’…..”

“Da fuq you staring at?”

thealbuspotter:

I really do miss that bike.

“So do I.”

thealbuspotter:

Cause I felt like it.

“I can explain. You see, there were…Nargles! It was the Nargles.”

Just an average day in the back room of The Quibbler.

“It’s your new lucky bunny.”

His scream is hilarious. #crying.

¬.¬   “It was scary.”

thealbuspotter:

James makes it look good.

“Don’t ask. Just…don’t.”